Typically I would use my dial thermometer to puncture my eardrums rather than listen to country muzak, but at least he gives a nod to Jimmy Buffet. He does have the right idea though. Perhaps Staind will remake the song. In the meantime, I'm going to click on the link again...
OK, you forced me to tell a story. I had to take a redeye to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, I arrived about 6am. A bunch of my friends were already there, they had young kids at the time, so they were already awake. I walk in and one of my buddies looks at me and tells me that I need a beer.
"What?! At 6 am?"
"How much sleep did you get on the plane?"
"So it's still last night for you."
"Good point." So I opened an Abita Turbodog.
And my buddy says, "Well, I can't let you drink alone...' and opens one for himself.