Actually, flipping someone off is considered road rage and they should be the ones going to jail. Cyclists get way too much leeway with the law. Just because they don't have a motor under them doesn't mean that they should get preferential treatment.That includes DUI.
Dude, are you f##king serious? I can't kill somebody while intoxicated on my bike like you can in your 2000 pound coffin. I'm only a danger to myself, that does not warrant the extreme case of giving me a DUI. Use some logic, it'll help you.
Besides, riding a bike under the influence is much different than driving. While biking, you're engaging your body, it forces you to stay aware. But in a car, you're just sitting there on your ass doing nothing, it's so easy to just fall asleep or pass out.
I agree that cyclists really do need to follow the traffic laws, and I do. I think just because someone is slower than you and doesn't have a motor, doesn't mean you need to get all high and mighty because you're in a big ass car. It's called a SPEED LIMIT, not a SPEED MANDATE. Again, logic.