A bacon sammich? As in...just one? I call BS!
I wonder if he's drinking a Doppelbock like the orig Paulaner monks did? Allegedly it was very 'thick and chewy and nourishing' and not nearly as alcoholic as a modern Doppelbock. One modern Doppelbock on a super empty stomach seems like it would hit you pretty hard.
I gave up Lent...for Lent.