I hate tp play the one up ya game, but Im' going to......
Went to the grocery store one day, about a 5 mile trip. Went up to pay, and no wallet. Drove back home to get it. Backed in the drive like I always do, and on walking in the house, saw my wallet laying on the bumper of my truck.
Not many weeks after, I was driving home from Home Depot, with a truck bed full of 4x4's. While driving down the freeway at 60 mph, so dude pulls up next to me honking for me. I roll my window down, and he yells "Hey man, there's a wallet laying on your bupmer!"
Just glad you werent' hooked to a trailer. honestly, anytime I pull our camper, for some reason, that's my biggest fear.
And hey, at least you had that whole "fish" deal to make up for it!