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Offline tubercle

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Ever Notice?
« on: May 01, 2011, 09:55:02 AM »
Have you ever noticed when you get too close to the hop bines with a weed-eater and slice one off at the ground that every thing goes to stop-action slow motion.

 NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!

DAMMIT!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Ever Notice?
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 10:02:59 AM »
one word ...... mulch
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Re: Ever Notice?
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 10:09:32 AM »
Have you ever noticed when you get too close to the hop bines with a weed-eater and slice one off at the ground that every thing goes to stop-action slow motion.

 NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!

DAMMIT!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Ever try weed-eating around beehives?

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  Go away!!!!
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Re: Ever Notice?
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 10:31:09 AM »
one word ...... mulch

 I was actually cleaning up around them so I could put down my shredded newspaper mulch (the ones with all the typos). I guess a little hands-and-knees time would have been well worth the effort ::)
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Re: Ever Notice?
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 11:00:19 AM »
one word ...... mulch

 I was actually cleaning up around them so I could put down my shredded newspaper mulch (the ones with all the typos). I guess and little hands-and-knees time would have been well worth the effort ::)

Well isn't it possible that it's early enough into the season that they'l grow back?
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Re: Ever Notice?
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 01:41:04 PM »
 I got to clse to a b aby rabbit a couple summers ago. Actually, didn't even see it. Man, I felt so bad. Didn't kill the poor little guy, so I took it to the vet to finish him off. I just did not have the heart to do it myself. Buried him in my backyard, and erected a nice little tombstone for him. Man that day sucked!
   Sorry bout your hops, Mr. Turbucle.
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