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« on: May 03, 2011, 07:29:13 AM »
A bartender friend just told me about a new drink he invented called the Osama - It's two shots and a splash...
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 08:00:04 AM »
A bartender friend just told me about a new drink he invented called the Osama - It's two shots and a splash...


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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 02:34:37 PM »
Osama arrives at the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you."
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 02:42:22 PM »
that is hilarious!! ;D
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 09:03:27 PM »
A bartender friend just told me about a new drink he invented called the Osama - It's two shots and a splash...

I like it.
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 11:25:08 PM »
Osama bin Laden's famous last words, "Hey Ali, what does this 'add a location to my tweets' button do?"
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 11:31:19 PM »
Watching previews for the new season of Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel.

This should be interesting...
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 03:00:34 AM »
I was able to confirm with inside sources today that the code transnitted to command headquarters signaling success in Osama bin Laden mission was, "Abbottabad bing botta boom."
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 03:10:57 AM »
A bartender friend just told me about a new drink he invented called the Osama - It's two shots and a splash...


Does he work at Klee's in NJ?

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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 03:19:04 AM »
A bartender friend just told me about a new drink he invented called the Osama - It's two shots and a splash...


Does he work at Klee's in NJ?


Botta bing, botta boom!
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 12:01:04 AM »
Hey, I hear OBL put a curse on internet forums before he died - if you mention his name the thread gets locked!

Either that or Home Depot is having a sale on locks...  ;)
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Re: Other Than Beer
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 06:06:09 PM »
They're normally supposed to get 72 virgins but after the burial at sea I think hes going to get 72 urchins.
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