[oscarvan]

May be a hair out of date but still funny....

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!

[richardt]

Then again...

The average human has one breast and one testicle.  ~Des McHale


http://www.quotegarden.com/statistics.html
Some humorous quotes about statistics to ponder while enjoying your homebrew, if you're so inclined.

[tonyp]

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!

ahaha I liked that one!

[dean]

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!

ahaha I liked that one!

Me too!