[nicneufeld]

Turkey bacon just sounds so wrong...so, well, artificial...I mean, if its cured and smoked turkey strips, fine, but bacon it is not.  The same way I don't want mock turkey legs made out of pork.

On second thought, those might be pretty dang tasty!  Turkey made out of bacon!  Its a thanksgiving MIRACLE!

Back bacon (sometimes known as canadian bacon), which you can make yourself fairly easily, is a great lower fat alternative, but anything that is "bacon" is cured, and anything cured is high in sodium at some level.  Can't cure without salt!

[punatic]

Just leave it in there and let it rot.  There is no bacon on a turkey.

I think she was getting you back for wearing that hat.

[tschmidlin]

There is no bacon on a turkey.

There can be

Turbaconducken

http://devilduck.tumblr.com/post/61093972/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon

[punatic]

There is no bacon on a turkey.

There can be

Turbaconducken

http://devilduck.tumblr.com/post/61093972/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon

DAMN! I want some!

[Mark G]

Last Thanksgiving, my mom made a turkey wrapped in bacon. It was the best turkey I've ever had. And the bonus was we got to eat bacon as a side dish. I'm not sure what I ate more of, the turkey, or the bacon.

[punatic]

Last Thanksgiving, my mom made a turkey wrapped in bacon. It was the best turkey I've ever had. And the bonus was we got to eat bacon as a side dish. I'm not sure what I ate more of, the turkey, or the bacon.

Oh man, now ya did it...  I just set up a countdown to Thanksgiving clock widget on my desktop.

BTW  Happy Mardi Gras everybody!

[wzl46]

I know I'm late on this topic, but I saw the topic and the OP, and I nearly pooped myself.  Don't do that, Barry!