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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2011, 12:17:09 PM »
Can we bring this back to bumper stickers please

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #106 on: May 16, 2011, 01:11:36 PM »
A few years ago while in Colorado Springs I was following an early 60's Chevy. It was a real POS. The bumper was no more that 2" from the ground. The dude driving it was quite old and couldn't see over the steering wheel, just between it & the dash. His bumper sticker read "So Many Women. Such Little Time." Not sure if he even knew it was on there. Cheers!!!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #107 on: May 16, 2011, 01:20:15 PM »
Remembered one: "Why couldn't I be rich instead of well hung."  :D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »
A girlfriend of mine in High School's step father had a license plate frame that said "Gas, Grass or Ass - no one rides for free"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2011, 02:50:29 PM »
I had two complimentary bumper stickers on a work truck - briefly:

"If You Don't Like My Driving, Stay Off Of The Sidewalk!"

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"So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time."

Needless to say, when my boss saw them they were removed.   >:(
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2011, 03:29:17 PM »
Needless to say, when my boss saw them they were removed.   >:(

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2011, 07:29:08 PM »
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #112 on: May 17, 2011, 03:42:28 AM »
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #113 on: May 17, 2011, 07:15:05 AM »
I've been wanting to get one made that says "My other vessel is a jacketed conical."

I don't think there'd be much demand though.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2011, 12:16:21 PM »
Here ya go man. These guys will make anything for ya. Prices are reasonable, too. I've used them before. The do good work.

http://www.fastdecals.com/shop/
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2011, 12:26:57 PM »
I saw one stuck on a construction site earthmover (aka a pan) once:

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #116 on: May 19, 2011, 02:57:17 PM »
Military Bumper Sticker:

"Our Job Is To Blow Things Up and Kill People"

I saw one recently which said:

"God Bless Our Troops: Especially the Snipers."

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #117 on: May 19, 2011, 03:52:54 PM »
Military Bumper Sticker:

"Our Job Is To Blow Things Up and Kill People"

I saw one recently which said:

"God Bless Our Troops: Especially the Snipers."

Reminds me of Barry Pepper's character in Saving Private Ryan
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #118 on: May 19, 2011, 04:56:45 PM »
I saw one recently which said:

"God Bless Our Troops: Especially the Snipers."

Reminds me of Barry Pepper's character in Saving Private Ryan

The bumper sticker was on the back of a car which was obviously owned by a soldier. The military sense of humor is mordant, to say the least.