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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2011, 12:08:45 pm »
Quote from: tschmidlin on May 13, 2011, 12:04:55 pm
I have a fridge magnet that says "everything I needed to know in life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains"

Haha I have seen that and it makes me laugh every time.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2011, 12:09:07 pm »
Quote from: tschmidlin on May 13, 2011, 12:04:55 pm
I have a fridge magnet that says "everything I needed to know in life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains"

ZOMBIE!!!!!!     ;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2011, 12:16:47 pm »
I had a, "i Brew The Beer I Drink" bumper sticker on my truck.  My friend Gary Essex pointed out that it is much like having an "I DUI" sticker on there, so I took it off and stuck it on my beer cooler, right next to the, "Warning: Confined Space - Entry By Permit Only" sticker.

I like the "Faster Than A Speeding Ticket" sticker.  A cop friend I told about it thinks it's pretty funny too.  He says the radar he uses travels at the speed of light, so your bike must be really fast!

Does Tom's bumper sticker look blue to you?   ;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2011, 12:23:25 pm »
Quote from: punatic on May 13, 2011, 11:53:20 am
Oh...  Was that you in the llittle canister vacuum cleaner looking hybrid thingy Moonbeam?  Oops... sorry.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2011, 12:24:43 pm »
The bad thing about that helmet sticker was my wife put it on my helmet as a joke after the first ticket. Then, a couple years later I got another one and it wasn't as funny anymore.  :-\ The good thing was both of them happened on the Blue Ridge Parkway which is Federal so it never got reported to my insurance (I can't explain why that is, just that is the way it is) so my rates never changed.

After the last one I decided to slow down. Hey, tickets work, I guess.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2011, 12:35:45 pm »
Quote from: a10t2 on May 13, 2011, 12:23:25 pm
Quote from: punatic on May 13, 2011, 11:53:20 am
Oh...  Was that you in the llittle canister vacuum cleaner looking hybrid thingy Moonbeam?  Oops... sorry.

In Hawai'i? I wish. No, I'm just not wild about passive aggression.

No big ting bruddah.

I'm guessing you're OK with oxymorons though... ;D

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2011, 12:43:51 pm »
I've owned 8 VW Bugs and had a bunch of stickers, here are a few that i remember:

"When I grow up I'm gonna be a Porsche"
"fukkengruven"
"Welcome to our beach, now go home."
"This is not an abandoned vehicle, please don't tow"
"My other car is a Beetle too"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2011, 12:50:03 pm »
Quote from: ccarlson on May 13, 2011, 06:02:35 am
I always liked the bumper sticker:

My SUV Can Beat Up Your Hybrid

That's pretty funny.  "I buy lots of gas from terrorist states and have a small *****" just doesn't have the same laugh factor.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2011, 12:50:34 pm »
Quote from: gordonstrong on May 13, 2011, 10:57:18 am
Quote from: MrNate on May 13, 2011, 10:20:40 am
I used to have a VW Scirocco I spray painted black and then spray painted "Charlie don't surf" on the hood in white.

The quote from Apocalypse Now, or the Clash song?  Works for me either way...

Apocolypse Now. I'm not actually familiar with the song. I think there's a band called Charlie Don't Surf as well.

I used to get asked who Charlie was all the time.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2011, 12:53:10 pm »
Quote from: narvin on May 13, 2011, 12:42:19 pm
I love bumper stickers.  They make it so easy to identify the morons!



Does that include oxymorons?

Victor Charlie of course...
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2011, 12:55:49 pm »
Quote from: narvin on May 13, 2011, 12:50:03 pm
That's pretty funny.  "I buy lots of gas from terrorist states and have a small penis" just doesn't have the same laugh factor.

I'd find that hilarious, actually. And I'd rock that on my Jeep.

Quote from: punatic on May 13, 2011, 12:53:10 pm
Victor Charlie of course...

Dat'd be him!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2011, 01:18:45 pm »
"terrorist hunting permit' is about the best one I've seen lately
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2011, 01:27:01 pm »
I've seen "In the event of rapture this car will be unoccupied". 

They'll be ready for 5/21/11 and seriously disappointed if it actually happens and they remember pride is one of the big bad 7. 

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2011, 01:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Slowbrew on May 13, 2011, 01:27:01 pm
I've seen "In the event of rapture this car will be unoccupied". 

They'll be ready for 5/21/11 and seriously disappointed if it actually happens and they remember pride is one of the big bad 7. 

Paul

I like the response to that one even better, 'in the event of rapture, can I have your car?'
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2011, 01:44:04 pm »
My friend has one on his 4 x 4.

It's attached upside-down and reads, "If You Can Read This, Please Roll Me Over"
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