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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2011, 07:46:28 PM »
I always liked "Imagine Whirled Peas."
As a matter of fact I'm doing it right now.

I like it!  ;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2011, 07:59:52 PM »
I've seen "In the event of rapture this car will be unoccupied". 

They'll be ready for 5/21/11 and seriously disappointed if it actually happens and they remember pride is one of the big bad 7. 

Paul

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2011, 08:10:40 PM »
Back to the topic: I have only one bumper sticker - "I brew the beer I drink" - apparently I'm the only AHA member who put that on his car,

I'm skeptical about putting any beer-related bumper stickers on my car. It just seems like you're asking for trouble from the cops. Not quite as bad as "Legalize hemp", "Bad cop, no doughnut," or "F*** the Pigs!", but still.

If they made them, I'd want "I'm Your Worst Nightmare, and I Vote."


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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2011, 08:53:44 PM »
I've seen "In the event of rapture this car will be unoccupied". 

They'll be ready for 5/21/11 and seriously disappointed if it actually happens and they remember pride is one of the big bad 7. 

Paul

Damn, that's right around the corner.  I really need to work on my To Do list.

I just threw away my To-Do list and now I'm making a Why Not list.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2011, 09:19:42 PM »
Best two I've seen.  Not on the same car.

"Don't be a d!ck"

and

"Read a f****** book!"

« Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 04:19:58 AM by bonjour »
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2011, 10:21:15 PM »

Hybrids are for losers. Me, I already put down my deposit on my electric car: http://www.teslamotors.com/models

Very cool car, but how do you power that baby?  At that price I'm thinking maybe the electrcity fairy comes down, waves his wand and -POOF!- charged batteries?  

The French get like 80% of their electricity from nukes.  Would that make it a nuclear powered car?  

I know, you can call it the Nautilus!   ;)

If it comes with a flux capacitor I'm all in!
« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 10:23:56 PM by punatic »
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2011, 10:40:22 PM »
Back to the topic: I have only one bumper sticker - "I brew the beer I drink" - apparently I'm the only AHA member who put that on his car, everybody else seems to have put it on the coleman cooler or the HLT or whatever. Sometimes at stoplights I can look in the rearview at people trying to figure out what it says. It's more a badge of honor than a conversation starter, but I like it.

I would love to put more bumper stickers on the thing - I've got a bunch of Obama '08 and even a vintage Clinton '92 (that one stays inside and not on the car, though) but nerdy bumperstickers are the best. CERN ain't too far away from here, perhaps I should visit and see what they've got....
no, i've got one on my car but i put it on the back window so i can remove it. its a trans am so i didn't want to taint the paint

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2011, 10:46:39 PM »
i was going to get a custom license plate that said hophead, but thought beeter of it.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2011, 12:39:50 AM »
My two favorites:

"Humpty Dumpty was pushed."

"You are unique, just like everybody else."
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2011, 01:23:59 AM »
On my personal truck I have the I Brew My Own Beer sticker, and on my company car I have one from Seven Bridges Coop that says "I Brew Organic".  That refers to the coffee beans I buy from them but that's not specified.  I've gotten a few comments but they've all been positive.
I'd really just rather be brewing in sunny Carlsbad New Mexico

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2011, 02:18:52 AM »
iPhone post -

I just saw one that made me laugh so hard I had to pull over,

"Jesus loves you.
Eveyone else thinks you're an A-hole!".

 :D   ;D;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2011, 04:08:53 AM »
I saw one recently that said "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"   
I also used to have one that said "Stupid people shouldn't breathe!"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2011, 05:09:57 AM »
I have a fridge magnet that says "everything I needed to know in life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains"

ZOMBIE!!!!!!     ;D
Send.  More.  Paramedics.

Does Tom's bumper sticker look blue to you?   ;D
I should have been clear, that's not my bumper sticker, just one that I like. ;)  My vehicles are bumper sticker free.

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Eveyone else thinks you're an A-hole!".
I saw one that said
"JESUS SAVES
But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!"  ;D

Speaking of hockey, maybe some day my dream will come true and Miroslav Satan will sign with the Devils.  I think that would be the best selling jersey in NHL history.  Even Rangers fans would feel compelled to buy it.  Even people who don't like hockey.  It would be a thing of beauty.   :D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2011, 05:15:01 AM »
 
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I saw one that said
"JESUS SAVES
But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!"  ;D

Speaking of hockey, maybe some day my dream will come true and Miroslav Satan will sign with the Devils.  I think that would be the best selling jersey in NHL history.  Even Rangers fans would feel compelled to buy it.  Even people who don't like hockey.  It would be a thing of beauty.   :D
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How about: Jesus saves by using double coupons?  I also think it would be pretty damn cool if Satan signed on with the Devils. They'd have to give him a certain triple digit number...
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2011, 05:35:51 AM »
How about: Jesus saves by using double coupons?  I also think it would be pretty damn cool if Satan signed on with the Devils. They'd have to give him a certain triple digit number...
Maybe Andy Greene would give up #6 for him.  Or maybe he could wear 36. :)

I think he's retired though. :(
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