I had a, "i Brew The Beer I Drink" bumper sticker on my truck. My friend Gary Essex pointed out that it is much like having an "I DUI" sticker on there, so I took it off and stuck it on my beer cooler, right next to the, "Warning: Confined Space - Entry By Permit Only" sticker.
I like the "Faster Than A Speeding Ticket" sticker. A cop friend I told about it thinks it's pretty funny too. He says the radar he uses travels at the speed of light, so your bike must be really fast!
Does Tom's bumper sticker look blue to you?