I have a fridge magnet that says "everything I needed to know in life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains"
Send. More. Paramedics.
Does Tom's bumper sticker look blue to you?
I should have been clear, that's not my bumper sticker, just one that I like.
My vehicles are bumper sticker free.
"Jesus loves you.
Eveyone else thinks you're an A-hole!".
I saw one that said
But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!"
Speaking of hockey, maybe some day my dream will come true and Miroslav Satan will sign with the Devils. I think that would be the best selling jersey in NHL history. Even Rangers fans would feel compelled to buy it. Even people who don't like hockey. It would be a thing of beauty.