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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #75 on: May 14, 2011, 05:40:22 AM »
How about: Jesus saves by using double coupons?  I also think it would be pretty damn cool if Satan signed on with the Devils. They'd have to give him a certain triple digit number...
Maybe Andy Greene would give up #6 for him.  Or maybe he could wear 36. :)

I think he's retired though. :(
Wouldn't be surprised, he's been around for awhile. I'll never forget the first time I saw him on ice, I couldn't believe someone actually had that name... 
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2011, 06:06:53 AM »
Along the same lines we're trying to develop a departmental teeshirt. I'm thinking of a life size abdominal Xray with "This is your kid on Flaming-hot Cheetos and Big Red" emblazoned across it.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2011, 05:15:43 PM »
On the hybrid thing, I saw a local municipality patrol car the other day, a Ford Hybrid Escape!  I thought that was pretty funny, in light of my long term prediction that at some point one of the major nations of the world is going to start fielding a low-emissions, hybrid, totally green climate-friendly main battle tank in their armies.  Abrams Hybrid?  Maybe the next iteration of the T-90?  Police cars are the first step.  Soon we'll be paying more-than-our-usual top-dollar to defense contractors to retrofit our military with low-emissions catalytic convertors and climate friendly transportation.  Didn't we have a bicycle cavalry at one point around the beginning of the 20th century?  Mark my words...its time may come again!

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2011, 05:50:48 PM »
I hate being honked at.  

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2011, 07:20:21 PM »
"What Would Scooby Do?"

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2011, 07:30:13 PM »
On the hybrid thing, I saw a local municipality patrol car the other day, a Ford Hybrid Escape!  I thought that was pretty funny, in light of my long term prediction that at some point one of the major nations of the world is going to start fielding a low-emissions, hybrid, totally green climate-friendly main battle tank in their armies.  Abrams Hybrid?  Maybe the next iteration of the T-90?  Police cars are the first step.  Soon we'll be paying more-than-our-usual top-dollar to defense contractors to retrofit our military with low-emissions catalytic convertors and climate friendly transportation.  Didn't we have a bicycle cavalry at one point around the beginning of the 20th century?  Mark my words...its time may come again!

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If they could only come up with green nuclear weapons war would be great ay?
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2011, 07:58:51 PM »
If they could only come up with green nuclear weapons war would be great ay?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_bomb
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2011, 08:02:51 PM »
Soon we'll be paying more-than-our-usual top-dollar to defense contractors to retrofit our military with low-emissions catalytic convertors and climate friendly transportation.  Didn't we have a bicycle cavalry at one point around the beginning of the 20th century?  Mark my words...its time may come again!

I've always though that a hybrid SUV was an oxymoron.

As skeptical as I am of defense spending, it's also the largest source of research dollars out there, and the more research into alternative energy, the better. Anyhow, if the U.S. military is going green, you know that the technology has gone mainstream. Also, think about it, no more wars for oil!

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2011, 08:09:23 PM »
Soon we'll be paying more-than-our-usual top-dollar to defense contractors to retrofit our military with low-emissions catalytic convertors and climate friendly transportation.  Didn't we have a bicycle cavalry at one point around the beginning of the 20th century?  Mark my words...its time may come again!

I've always though that a hybrid SUV was an oxymoron.

As skeptical as I am of defense spending, it's also the largest source of research dollars out there, and the more research into alternative energy, the better. Anyhow, if the U.S. military is going green, you know that the technology has gone mainstream. Also, think about it, no more wars for oil!

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"Our Job Is To Blow Things Up and Kill People"

How could you get more green than that?   ;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2011, 09:10:36 PM »
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2011, 10:12:53 PM »
In my college days at Purdue a popular bumper sticker was POTFH!.  In other words Piss On The F@#$%&*g Hoosiers.
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« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2011, 11:27:06 PM »
In my college days at Purdue a popular bumper sticker was POTFH!.
It still is!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2011, 03:01:15 AM »
I saw one recently that said "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"   
I also used to have one that said "Stupid people shouldn't breathe!"

My boss had that one on his pickup truck. I was driving it one day, and some young blonde rear ends me. I get out to go check on her and she said, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry... I was just reading your bumper sticker and started cracking up, and I didn't notice you had stopped!"  ;D
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2011, 09:08:41 PM »
I saw one recently that said "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"   
I also used to have one that said "Stupid people shouldn't breathe!"

My boss had that one on his pickup truck. I was driving it one day, and some young blonde rear ends me. I get out to go check on her and she said, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry... I was just reading your bumper sticker and started cracking up, and I didn't notice you had stopped!"  ;D

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« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2011, 09:19:11 PM »
Didn't even notice her up until that point.
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