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Offline kgs

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Homebrew auto-correct
« on: June 16, 2011, 02:50:54 AM »
So I looked at my reminders for today and thought, what part of the house am I supposed to "dry mop" today? And why? Would I really give myself a housecleaning assignment in the middle of my work week? What am I, Cinderella?

You know what it meant... after a while, it occurred to me I was supposed to *dry hop* my latest batch. Thank you auto-correct...
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Re: Homebrew auto-correct
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 03:12:20 AM »
Funny! That's homebrewing for ya! ;D
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Re: Homebrew auto-correct
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 03:15:14 AM »
You know brewing has insinuated itself into your brain when you read that first sentence and see "dry hop" instead of "dry mop"... :-\
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Re: Homebrew auto-correct
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 09:13:55 PM »
You know you're a home brewer when you realize that 3/8's id beer line is PERFECT for bleeding brakes. Nice tight fit on the bleeder nipples....... ;D
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Re: Homebrew auto-correct
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 01:21:46 AM »
Perfect for the nipple to drain my sprinkler system, too, which some genius put inside a wall where it would otherwise drain behind the wallboard...
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