I solemnly swear to not make fun of those who aren't going to be at the awesome super fun party time known as the 2011 NHC in San Diego.
Let me just start by saying that you suck.
Having got that out of my system, I think I'll brew an APA this weekend. My current keg is so wonderully clear that it has to be about ready to blow, and I can't live more than a couple of weeks without a hop infusion.
I may also make another attempt at an alt, I did just regrow that yeast to keep it fresh. Or a witbier, I just got that yeast in not long ago.