[phillamb168]

Is there a telecommuting option? I can send you a telepresence robot.

Sure, but if you invent a robot that can climb ladders, lift and carry 75 lb, work on wet floors without slipping, use a microscope, and work 10 hours without a charge, we're all pretty much out of jobs anyway.

10 hours without a charge? That's asking too much. Everybody needs a break. Plus this robot would be coming from FRANCE so it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

[majorvices]

...Sweated buckets. f##king SUCKED working over a boil kettle in a metal building.

Oh Keith, the flavour of your bier!  It has a certain... je ne sais quoi!  

I'm getting some sweaty horse-blanket...brett?

No, just Keith.

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

[denny]

TMI!!!!!!!

[punatic]

...Sweated buckets. f##king SUCKED working over a boil kettle in a metal building.

Oh Keith, the flavour of your bier!  It has a certain... je ne sais quoi!  

I'm getting some sweaty horse-blanket...brett?

No, just Keith.

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

OUCH!

(Thanks for the belly laugh!)

[maxieboy]

...Sweated buckets. f##king SUCKED working over a boil kettle in a metal building.

Oh Keith, the flavour of your bier!  It has a certain... je ne sais quoi!  

I'm getting some sweaty horse-blanket...brett?

No, just Keith.

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

Note to self: cross Yellowhammer off the to try list... 

[jaybeerman]

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

Had to wipe away a few tears on that one...funny stuff

[a10t2]

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

I hope that's during a protein rest or something. I wouldn't t-bag anything in the saccharification range.

[a10t2]

it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

OK, let's get your brewpub project going. Think you can help me with the visa?

[tschmidlin]

Pretty funny, until you see me t-bag the mash. 

I hope that's during a protein rest or something. I wouldn't t-bag anything in the saccharification range.

But wouldn't you expect him to t-bag the sacch rest?

[bluesman]

Am I in the right forum.     

[punatic]

Hey, Celestial Seasonings is based in Colorado, yah?

[phillamb168]

it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

OK, let's get your brewpub project going. Think you can help me with the visa?

Of course! No problem. Just remember, our sanitation procedures involve a garden hose and prayer.

[punatic]

it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

OK, let's get your brewpub project going. Think you can help me with the visa?

Of course! No problem. Just remember, our sanitation procedures involve a garden hose and prayer.

Pray that you don't get beat with a garden hose if you f##kup?

[theoman]

10 hours without a charge? That's asking too much. Everybody needs a break. Plus this robot would be coming from FRANCE so it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

I'll bet people think you're exaggerating.

[phillamb168]

10 hours without a charge? That's asking too much. Everybody needs a break. Plus this robot would be coming from FRANCE so it's only a 7-hour workday not including 2 hours for lunch and 30 minutes at morning and afternoon for coffee breaks. Also it'll take five minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes.

I'll bet people think you're exaggerating.

Of course were it a belgian robot, it would do all this without the benefit of a government ;-)