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Offline rabid_dingo

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New Chuck Norris Joke...
« on: July 26, 2011, 03:29:20 AM »
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

LMAO!!!
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 08:25:45 AM »
Guess ya had ta be there...   ???  ::)
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 06:00:49 PM »
LMAO!!!! 
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 02:48:32 PM »
The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep. 8)
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 03:59:53 PM »
Women feel safe in Superman's arms, but Superman feels safe in Chuck Norris's arms!
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 04:12:05 PM »
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 04:49:28 PM »
the ultimate chuck norris joke

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116341/
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 04:57:57 PM »
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 05:16:23 PM »
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 06:40:59 PM »
Quote from: vorlaufthegreat on August 14, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

I really LOLed to that one, I had not see that one yet...
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 12:23:46 AM »
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 02:54:45 AM »
Quote from: capozzoli on August 15, 2011, 12:23:46 AM
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

WOW.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 02:57:48 AM »
Quote from: onehoppyguy on August 15, 2011, 02:54:45 AM
Quote from: capozzoli on August 15, 2011, 12:23:46 AM
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

WOW.

Welcome to the forum onehoppyguy.  

That post above is not typical of the conversations around these parts.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 02:59:57 AM »
Quote from: punatic on August 15, 2011, 02:57:48 AM
Quote from: onehoppyguy on August 15, 2011, 02:54:45 AM
Quote from: capozzoli on August 15, 2011, 12:23:46 AM
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

WOW.

Welcome to the forum onehoppyguy.  

That post above is not typical of the conversations around these parts.

Hope not or I'm gone. Thanks for the welcome.
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Re: New Chuck Norris Joke...
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 08:08:13 AM »
 ::)

It's a joke thread. Relax.
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