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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2011, 08:41:03 am »
"Sure it might tate like a cup of warm chewing tobacco spit, but it's still beer, dammit!"

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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2011, 08:51:59 am »
"I'd rather have a bottle [of beer] in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits

**EDIT** to fix misspelling of lobotomy. Guess my brains just not all there ::)
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2011, 01:56:55 pm »
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2011, 06:14:55 am »
Weaze weebles, but he don't wobble.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2011, 07:01:45 am »
that's because he doesn't wear pants
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2011, 10:44:19 am »
Weaze weebles, but he don't wobble.

But I have been know to wizzle in public, on occasion.  ;D
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2011, 11:05:45 am »
Weaze weebles, but he don't wobble.

But I have been know to wizzle in public, on occasion.  ;D

Fo rizzle? What the dizzle?
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2011, 04:41:39 pm »
Fo shizzle my nizzle!
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2011, 05:25:01 pm »
Ahh Mr Al Bundy!!, i never forgot he's kind a icon of beer... he doesnt like  Ales ..but yes, american beer lager lover
here are a few quotes from him

"Give Me Beer or Give Me Death"    -Al Bundy, Married with Children

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy, Married with Children

"Yeah, it's the beer. Turns out, the brain doesn't need blood. Just gotta keep the brain wet. So what's going on?" Al Bundy

"No problem. You're talking beer, you're talking my language"
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #54 on: October 21, 2011, 08:56:06 am »
maybe he said it in an unpublished format to some friends, then later refined it to the wine comment.  can't prove he never said it.

How can it be a quote with no evidence that he said it?

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

Sorry to revive an old thread, but someone just sent me the old Ben Franklin quote and rather than refute it, I recalled the truism from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.  It's hard to argue with a good legend people want to believe...
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #55 on: October 21, 2011, 12:28:25 pm »
I recalled the truism from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.  It's hard to argue with a good legend people want to believe...

He never really said that; someone just said he said that...   ;)
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2011, 07:59:01 pm »
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2011, 08:16:37 pm »
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2011, 01:45:08 am »


Abraham Lincoln never said that.  It was Benjamin Franklin.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2011, 10:41:05 am »
I thought it was MLK.
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