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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2011, 11:55:13 AM »
"Beer is proof that loves us and wants us to be happy."   
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This one's an oldie, but a goodie.

He didn't say this. He didn't really like beer at all and prefered wine.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/15/misquote-ben-franklin-on-beer.htm
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 10:17:33 AM »
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 12:26:08 PM »
"Beer, now there's a temporary solution."
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »
"Beer, now there's a temporary solution."

A pun! 
I like it.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 02:17:59 PM »
PJ O'Rourke on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me - "Beer at our house just meant we were out of whiskey.  Or it was breakfast time." 

They were discussing the Beer Summit.

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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2011, 03:00:27 PM »
Beer: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2011, 10:00:45 PM »
"Homer, I'm worried about our beer sitiation. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left."


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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2011, 04:41:01 AM »
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world" - Kaiser Wilhelm
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 09:58:29 PM »
"Mr. Pibb......now that's the kind of soda I'de like to sit down and have a beer with."
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2011, 08:34:35 AM »
Here's to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2011, 08:39:02 AM »
When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave it up.
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Reading, that is.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2011, 11:20:20 AM »
"Beer is proof that loves us and wants us to be happy."   
                                           ~Benjamin Franklin

This one's an oldie, but a goodie.

He didn't say this. He didn't really like beer at all and prefered wine.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/15/misquote-ben-franklin-on-beer.htm

maybe he said it in an unpublished format to some friends, then later refined it to the wine comment.  can't prove he never said it.

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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2011, 11:40:02 AM »
can't prove he never said it.

Just as it can't be proven that he did.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2011, 11:43:07 AM »
can't prove he never said it.

Just as it can't be proven that he did.
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Re: Beer Quotes
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2011, 12:18:52 PM »
can't prove he never said it.

Just as it can't be proven that he did.

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