Oh, I see, you mean a Noonan Black Ale.
Noonan!! Noonan!!

"You take drugs, Danny?"
"Everyday."
"Good."
Well thanks Tom, I wish I could've tried that beer, myself...And yes, how can one resist a beer called Cross Dressing Amateurs?
Could have a dark hoppy beer called Impaled Ale. Metal in the niiiiiiiiiight-uh!