OK, Tom. I'll let you have your dislike for Am. Wheat beers. Not my first choice either. But Denny, you have been in beer paradise too long. You are spoiled rotten. I'm just saying: if you were lost in the dessert for a week and you were rescued by a refrigerated Bud Light truck. I guarantee you that your snobbery be damned, you are going to drink that bud Light and you are gonna f-ing love it and want a second. I have been in situations, mostly back packing, for days at a time and I have been surprised at how delicious any beer can be when you haven't had one in a while. I can remember coming across this young group who had hiked in a case of Miller Lite and it wasn't even cold and I drank one and asked for a second. True story.
And It's not just because I'm a drunk, though that may be part of it. Because I normally carry bourbon out in the mountains. But I love beer. In fact, there's a little neon "High Life" sign in my brain that comes on every afternoon at about 3:37.