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Middle school tricks that still work
« on: September 15, 2011, 09:06:16 AM »
Acquire ham sandwich.

Acquire potato chips.

Put chips on sandwich.

Consume.

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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 09:14:39 AM »
aquire large 7-11 fountain drink.  drain the pop.  put beer can in the ice. put lid back on with straw in to beer can. consume
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 09:30:23 AM »
aquire large 7-11 fountain drink.  drain the pop.  put beer can in the ice. put lid back on with straw in to beer can. consume

This works today for a completely different reason than it did back when you were 15.   8)

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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 10:17:58 PM »
aquire large 7-11 fountain drink.  drain the pop.  put beer can in the ice. put lid back on with straw in to beer can. consume

Hey that was my idea! But it was never implemented... Good to know that it works.
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 12:13:15 AM »
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2011, 11:17:34 PM »
Punatics link reminded me of this...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347
Edit: use the arrow keys not the mouse...


But I used to buy a bag of Doritos, and buy the nacho cheese and make Dorito Nachos...
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 11:45:34 AM »
Punatics link reminded me of this...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347
Edit: use the arrow keys not the mouse...


That was both awesome and humbling at the same time.
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2011, 10:09:15 AM »
Punatics link reminded me of this...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347
Edit: use the arrow keys not the mouse...


That was both awesome and humbling at the same time.
+1 concur....wow
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
Acquire ham sandwich.

Acquire potato chips.

Put chips on sandwich.

Consume.

I'm with ya on this one. love chips on my sandwich. Or, fries on my burger.
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 09:59:36 PM »
Acquire ham sandwich.

Acquire potato chips.

Put chips on sandwich.

Consume.

I'm with ya on this one. love chips on my sandwich. Or, fries on my burger.

Onion rings, too...on the burger.
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 04:52:16 PM »
Stacked book locker....

Fill the cupboard more full than it can hold and force the door shut
so the next person that opens the cupboard door gets to wear the contents..... :o
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2011, 01:17:59 AM »
Stacked book locker....

Fill the cupboard more full than it can hold and force the door shut
so the next person that opens the cupboard door gets to wear the contents..... :o

About as funny as loosening the cap on the salt shaker...   ::)
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2011, 10:03:02 AM »
Stacked book locker....

Fill the cupboard more full than it can hold and force the door shut
so the next person that opens the cupboard door gets to wear the contents..... :o

About as funny as loosening the cap on the salt shaker...   ::)

Or my old fav, spin a penny and slam the plastic McD's salt shaker down on top of it, carefully slide the shaker back to 'home' and walk away. I even laughed when I was the McD's employee who discovered someone elses implementation.
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Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2011, 08:01:07 AM »

Or my old fav, spin a penny and slam the plastic McD's salt shaker down on top of it, carefully slide the shaker back to 'home' and walk away. I even laughed when I was the McD's employee who discovered someone elses implementation.

Can't tell ya how many McDonadls I was kicked out for that one!  ;D
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