I love TED talks. I've always wanted to: attend TED (yowch the money!) and give a TED talk on beer and brewing.
Can you imagine? I wonder if the TED folks have a no swearing rule? 
I'm a newcomer to TED talks, but I'm watching the videos as fast as I can. I'd give my left nut to attend <sigh> sounds like they might want my money instead. I do thoroughly enjoy public speaking; it's just that my opinions don't seem to be in high demand.

Let us know when you're giving your TED beertalk.
Your need/desire to spice speeches up with expletives cracks me up...you could say that it's against my nature to swear. Then every once in a while due to who knows what, not more than roughly 50% of the time, I find myself liberally dosing my sentences/thoughts with good-natured foul language and abnormally base humor. Fall time always seems to get me