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Offline jamminbrew

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2012, 02:52:45 AM »
Wherever you go, there you are.
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2012, 02:53:38 AM »
""Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical." - The King of Quotes, Yogi Berra
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 03:13:07 AM »
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US. 

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2012, 03:33:24 AM »
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US.

A big deal statistic:
90% of all automobile accidents happen within ten miles of home!

What they forget to mention:
90% of all driving happens within ten miles of home.
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2012, 03:36:52 AM »
No man is an island, but Dolly Parton floating on her back is two.

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2012, 03:48:33 AM »
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 01:45:52 PM »
Now, repeat these words behind me, I am what I am. Now, that's all you are! You are what you believe you are....

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2012, 02:37:28 PM »
"I sweet potato what I sweet potato and that's all that I sweet potato" - popeye

(or something like that)
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"errors are [...] the portals of discovery"
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2012, 02:40:21 PM »
There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.


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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2012, 02:23:17 AM »
You guys stink at trash talk.

How come old trash is cool
and new trash is just trashy.

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2012, 06:20:18 AM »
how come my trash is stuff but your stuff is trash?
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2012, 08:52:43 PM »
To find a friend keep both eyes open; to keep him you must keep one eye shut.
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. -Richard P. Feynman

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2012, 09:12:02 PM »
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2012, 09:27:44 PM »
Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two commercials.
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