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Offline jamminbrew

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2012, 08:52:45 pm »
Wherever you go, there you are.
In caelo cerivisiae nil, hic igitur bibimus.

Offline thebigbaker

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2012, 08:53:38 pm »
""Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical." - The King of Quotes, Yogi Berra
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2012, 09:13:07 pm »
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US. 

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2012, 09:33:24 pm »
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US.

A big deal statistic:
90% of all automobile accidents happen within ten miles of home!

What they forget to mention:
90% of all driving happens within ten miles of home.
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2012, 09:36:52 pm »
No man is an island, but Dolly Parton floating on her back is two.

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2012, 09:48:33 pm »
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.

Offline bluesman

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 07:45:52 am »
Now, repeat these words behind me, I am what I am. Now, that's all you are! You are what you believe you are....

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2012, 08:37:28 am »
"I sweet potato what I sweet potato and that's all that I sweet potato" - popeye

(or something like that)
"Creativity is the residue of wasted time"
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"errors are [...] the portals of discovery"
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2012, 08:40:21 am »
There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.


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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2012, 08:23:17 pm »
You guys stink at trash talk.

How come old trash is cool
and new trash is just trashy.

Offline morticaixavier

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2012, 12:20:18 am »
how come my trash is stuff but your stuff is trash?
"Creativity is the residue of wasted time"
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2012, 02:52:43 pm »
To find a friend keep both eyes open; to keep him you must keep one eye shut.
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. -Richard P. Feynman

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Offline yugamrap

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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2012, 03:12:02 pm »
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Re: The Trash Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2012, 03:27:44 pm »
Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two commercials.
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