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Offline oscarvan

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You know you're a home brewer when.......
« on: October 18, 2011, 04:46:31 AM »
You empty your pockets at night and find a CO2 cartridge in there........
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 11:16:52 AM »
I disagree.  Bicyclists use co2 cartridges to quickly pumped up fixed flat tires...
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2011, 11:27:10 AM »
Un-milled kernels of malted barley fall to the floor as you take off your shoes and socks
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2011, 12:31:44 PM »
Your 4 yr old walks into school monday morning saying she is going to a brewpub that night for a beer meeting and she was brewing the day before.

--that was yesterday actually.

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 12:38:10 PM »
You empty your pockets at night and find a CO2 cartridge in there........

That's if you can find your pants.
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »
you thought it might be cool to give your kid the initials: IPA, ESB or APA  -- I can actually do the middle one, hmmm....
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 12:59:49 PM »
When you go to Home Depot to get some nuts & bolts and walk out 2 hours later with enough parts to totally redo the liquid & gas plumbing on your brew rig.

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 01:59:19 PM »
If Homebrew & BBQ aren't the answer, then you're askin' the wrong questions... Cheers!!!

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 01:59:41 PM »
You have a collection of old computers in your basement that you plan on turning into stirplates.
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 02:03:28 PM »
you think about pushing your 17 year old to specialize in Chemical Eng instead of Civil Eng at college next year so he can help you with the math.

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2011, 02:20:52 PM »
....you have a freezer dedicated to storing hops.

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2011, 03:05:30 PM »
I disagree.  Bicyclists use co2 cartridges to quickly pumped up fixed flat tires...

Ok, when you can't fix your flat because you charged the keg instead ;)
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2011, 03:17:53 PM »
You have a collection of old computers in your basement that you plan on turning into stirplates.

hey, i did that with one... it was a mini one in a clear box. it works great and looks cool too...
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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2011, 03:31:29 PM »
when you look at the washing machine and think, i can make a mash tun out of that ;D

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Re: You know you're a home brewer when.......
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »
When the coolest thing to happen to you in the past week is finding out that a new acquaintance is interested in hearing about your brewing ... and actually listens when the others at the table say "Oh-oh, here he goes..." ::)
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