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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2011, 04:48:50 PM »
Dear Santa,
I been real good!  Please bring me this:

Glidetrack XD (2m kine)

I read that and still don't know what it is.  I think all you need is a paddle game.

Dear Santa,

I would like a good saws-all and the time to fix that door in the shop that the carpenters didn't square up correctly before they sealed up the walls.  And if it's not too much trouble I'd like the address of the guy who framed the hole for said door so far out of plumb you can't square up the door without a saws-all.  I'd be happy leave a six pack at his house after I reframe his front door.

Thanks!

Paul

***The door really annoys me but I supposed a couple new pair of dress pants would work too.

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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2011, 05:08:59 PM »
It's a hyperlink.  click on it. (Santa likes references)

I already have a Special Purpose!
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 05:16:53 PM »
It's a hyperlink.  click on it. (Santa likes references)

I already have a Special Purpose!

The sad part is, I did click on it.  I mean, I have a better idea of what it might be, something between a whazit and a doohicky for cinematographers.  It'd probably hold your special purpose while you were busy with other things.

At least it wasn't a piece of exercise equipment like it sounds like.
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 05:59:01 PM »
A beergun to make sharing less yeasty for friends who can't pour bottle conditioned beer without floaties.
And that's all I need.
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2011, 06:02:29 PM »

We promise to leave out milk & cookies for you & carrots for your reindeer.


I'll bet he'll really enjoy a pint of homebrew instead.  ;)
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2011, 07:22:28 PM »
Dear Santa,

I would like a complete 15bbl brewery and place to keep it.

Love,
Tony


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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2011, 11:31:16 PM »
My needs in the brewery equipment are small. So no wants or needs in that area.

What I really need is a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. The Professional 600 series. And I just got a 20% coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond good through 12/26...

Please Santa?
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2011, 05:22:34 AM »
Don't really do the Christmas thing, but I have been wanting a Foodsaver vacuum sealer for my hops.  Probably will get that before xmas OR for the Winter Solstice!

Great for extra grain as well!  And the marinating attachement, fahgetaboutit!  Best steaks ever!
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2011, 05:50:41 AM »
We promise to leave out milk & cookies for you & carrots for your reindeer.


I hear the reindeer really like spent grains.

Santa...I'd really like a SS chugger pump...maybe you can find one in stock somewhere  :o
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2011, 06:37:08 AM »
My needs in the brewery equipment are small. So no wants or needs in that area.

What I really need is a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. The Professional 600 series. And I just got a 20% coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond good through 12/26...

Please Santa?

That's a nice piece to have in the kitchen. Tons of potential for that gadget. I have one and use it just about every week.
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2011, 07:11:56 AM »
While out trick-or-treating w/ the kids,
I saw an adult wearing an orange shirt with black letters which said, "Forget the candy -- give me a beer." 

Maybe Santa has a similar red shirt with green letters which reads, "Forget the milk and cookies -- give me a beer!"  ;D

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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2011, 01:35:18 PM »

We promise to leave out milk & cookies for you & carrots for your reindeer.


I'll bet he'll really enjoy a pint of homebrew instead.  ;)

Can't have ol' Saint Nick drinking & sleighing, can we?

My needs in the brewery equipment are small. So no wants or needs in that area.

What I really need is a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. The Professional 600 series. And I just got a 20% coupon from Bed Bath and Beyond good through 12/26...

Please Santa?

Try & get one at those crazy Kohl's 50% off sales, like I did...Big score!
I love that mixer.
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2011, 02:27:34 PM »

We promise to leave out milk & cookies for you & carrots for your reindeer.


I'll bet he'll really enjoy a pint of homebrew instead.  ;)

Can't have ol' Saint Nick drinking & sleighing, can we?


Perhaps your right on that but on second thought...technically speaking, aren't the reindeer flying the sleigh?  :-\  ;D
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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2011, 02:47:36 PM »
Dear Santa.
I know it is no Christmas yet but you have done quite well.

Thank you

P.S. I will be good all year.

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Re: What do you want Santa to bring you?!
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2011, 03:10:37 PM »
Dear Santa.
I know it is no Christmas yet but you have done quite well.

Thank you

P.S. I will be good all year.



Sants brought you a balding guy in a jacket?  ;D