I used to sport a stache in the 80's, but looking at photos, it was a porn stache. Naked faced since 1993. Let's face it....like our hobby, it is not for everyone.
ps I am left handed, too. I'd be willing to bet that a larger population of brewers are left handed than the general population as well. This hobby attracts engineers and artists and individualists....people who are or choose to be a little (pun intended) "off-centered". Sam, please don't sue me.