You just made me chuckle.
Where can we vote on that?
By the way, if someone told me they were "three fingers deep" I'd assume they had a good start on a fifth. But maybe I'm clueless.
Also, I just read some tasting notes for The Ball Buster shiraz, which is actually supposed to be quite good, so these sorts of naming gimmics are not the sole province of beer.
And, I kind of like the sound of "Yes Dear APA."