To be honest, the real spooky beer is... Pumpkin beer. First it came for your latte, then your candles. Later it was your soap, your air freshener in your car. Lately, it came for your wings. In three years, we'll have pumpkin spice as our national bird. In five, all drinks will come as pumpkin spice unless specifically requested otherwise. In as little as ten years, all other spices will be banned.
Also, what happened to oatmeal stout?I feel like it really dropped off the radar 6 years ago.