Please do not comment on how bad Zima was/is. I am looking for a recipe. I found a vodka and Calpis recipe, but I doubt the authenticity. Especially when you read all the haters' comments. Zima is a malt beverage. Using vodka, could classify as malt via distilling, but I'm skeptical. My brief internet search found mostly haters. The best post was a guy saying his wife liked it. All he got in return were snarky/nasty comments. My wife liked it to. happy wife, happy life. Any insight would be appreciated. I'll try the vodka recipe, but if I am going to make her think I'm a genius, I need more.