[pinnah]

One mans trash
is another mans treasure.

[tschmidlin]

One man's ceiling
is another man's floor

[jeffy]

One man's bitter beer face
Is another man's IPA

[bo]

One man is no more than another if he does no more than another

[weazletoe]

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world cries with you. Fart, and you're on your own.

[punatic]

I'm more like I am now than I was before.

[denny]

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.  Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

--Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"

[erockrph]

Never argue with a fool... he may be doing the same thing

[Hokerer]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose

[punatic]

Was Frankenstein just Einstein being frank?

[pinnah]

Would I be a litterbug
if I tossed a banana peel in the woods
and no one would ever see it?

[weithman5]

I wish I knew now what I knew then.

[cheba420]

The only thing that never changes is the fact that everything's gonna change!

[bo]

He has a profound respect for old age, especially when it is bottled.

[punatic]

If can, can!
If no can, no can...