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Ha! Good idea.
I hate acronyms, but it's a pointless battle.
I think The Professor might be missing out on a few exceptions to nicely balanced IPAs. Goose Island makes a nice one. Also, Latitude 48 by Sam Adam's, Odell IPA is definitely one of the better in the US. They're not one trick pony hop bombs. I think Surly Furious is also one of those beers that has a nice malt balance as well. But I'm not sure about aging them for as long as 8 months...maybe a few months, but 8 is overkill these days, I think. It's not like they have to be shipped half way around the world anymore.