Wow, crapalicious. Craft beer might be 'jumping the shark' at this point. Reminds me of some of the guys wanting advice on imperial chocolate vanilla pumpkin spice raspberry latte pale stouts, and such. Mmmmm.
EDIT - I actually think the Iron Brewer comp thing could be pretty fun, because you're trying to make something drinkable out of crazy ingredients and know-how. Just don't see releasing it at the brewery level, though. Whatever.