[bluefoxicy]

aaghoua oceuh au AOUCH

augdh WAuor AW

uurk *collapses*

Air mattress got a hole.  I wake up like 6-8 times a night on a what's the other word for f##ked up SNAFU inflatabed sitting my ass on the floor with my knees up in the air (this would be less bad if i was a chick)

so I deflated it sunday, finally.

sleeping on the floor sucks just as bad

I haven't slept more than an hour or three a night in a week and a half jesus

and I bought a real bed

and a real bed doesn't exist at a retail shop

and they're shipping the bed

and it gets there thursday

so

I

can

sleep

in two more days

all of you can go to hell

jesus christ why can't I get my thoughts in order, I don't even remember how I got to work today

by the way speaking of jesus Twining's Irish Breakfast Tea is made by God himself

[nicneufeld]

It's like somebody loaded SecurityTool in his brain. 

[weazletoe]

Garlic makes my feet stink.

[akr71]

You bent my wookie!

[weazletoe]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

[nicneufeld]

Mr. Simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy!

[rabid_dingo]

"The man was sucking on the dogs ear!"
"Who was?"
"The man with the tutu!"
"The man was wearing a tutu?!?!"
"No the dog was."




-this seemed perfect for this thread. I actually heard it at work today.-

[weazletoe]

I got a boil that looks like Elvis.

[weithman5]

i am not not licking frogs
      homer j. simpson

[BrewArk]

Internet! Is that thing still around?

[weazletoe]

Ooohhhhh! They have the internet on computers now!

[akr71]

A few of my favorite 'Ralph-isms'  (I pictured a 20-something Ralph Wiggum when reading BFI's dis-jointed ramblings)

It tastes like burning!

Go banana!

Oh boy... Sleep!  Thats where I'm a Viking!

[weazletoe]

I'm Idaho.

[tubercle]

You'll put your eye out with that thing.

[narvin]

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."