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fak i need sleep
« on: August 31, 2010, 06:45:26 AM »
aaghoua oceuh au AOUCH

augdh WAuor AW

uurk *collapses*

Air mattress got a hole.  I wake up like 6-8 times a night on a what's the other word for f##ked up SNAFU inflatabed sitting my ass on the floor with my knees up in the air (this would be less bad if i was a chick)

so I deflated it sunday, finally.

sleeping on the floor sucks just as bad

I haven't slept more than an hour or three a night in a week and a half jesus

and I bought a real bed

and a real bed doesn't exist at a retail shop

and they're shipping the bed

and it gets there thursday

so

I

can

sleep

in two more days

all of you can go to hell

jesus christ why can't I get my thoughts in order, I don't even remember how I got to work today

by the way speaking of jesus Twining's Irish Breakfast Tea is made by God himself

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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 06:52:30 AM »
It's like somebody loaded SecurityTool in his brain. 

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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 10:20:00 AM »
Garlic makes my feet stink.
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2010, 11:47:29 AM »
You bent my wookie!
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »
My cats breath smells like cat food.
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 02:10:40 PM »
Mr. Simpson the tar fumes are making me dizzy!

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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 02:31:55 PM »
"The man was sucking on the dogs ear!"
"Who was?"
"The man with the tutu!"
"The man was wearing a tutu?!?!"
"No the dog was."




-this seemed perfect for this thread. I actually heard it at work today.- ???
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 02:34:52 PM »
I got a boil that looks like Elvis.
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 02:42:01 PM »
i am not not licking frogs
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 07:57:53 PM »
Internet! Is that thing still around?
Beer...Now there's a temporary solution!

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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2010, 08:11:05 PM »
Ooohhhhh! They have the internet on computers now!
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 05:20:35 AM »
A few of my favorite 'Ralph-isms'  (I pictured a 20-something Ralph Wiggum when reading BFI's dis-jointed ramblings)

It tastes like burning!

Go banana!

Oh boy... Sleep!  Thats where I'm a Viking!
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 08:47:17 AM »
I'm Idaho.
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2010, 09:00:34 AM »
You'll put your eye out with that thing.
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Re: fak i need sleep
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 09:20:20 AM »
Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
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