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Offline corkybstewart

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Mariage proposal
« on: April 08, 2011, 07:45:45 pm »
I dug up a bunch of blue agave sprouts(puppies) and called a buddy to see if he wanted them.  His wife did so they came over with a friend who was drinking a Miller Lite.  Dee and Leslie drink my beer but David never has.  I started him with the oatmeal stout, by far the worst stout I've brewed in years.  Then we went to the rye pale, the belgian strong dark and he was hooked on homebrew.
But hen I gave him a glass of pecan rauchbier he started foaming at the mouth, and after he had a glass of my Gumballhead clonish beer he decided to marry me and donate his whole salary to my brewing.   Should I let him move in or just donate to the cause? :-\
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Offline maxieboy

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 07:53:59 pm »
Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;D
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Offline euge

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 08:06:54 pm »
Play hard to get.

Ask for more... :o
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Offline punatic

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 08:31:48 pm »
Does he have a fishin boat?
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Offline bluesman

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 09:02:30 pm »
Does he clean and do laundry?  :D
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Offline Thirsty_Monk

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 09:07:39 pm »
Cooking is required!!
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Offline corkybstewart

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 09:27:12 pm »
I already cook and clean for the wife, I'm not so sure i should take on another one.  I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
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Offline Bret

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 09:30:00 pm »
I already cook and clean for the wife, I'm not so sure i should take on another one.  I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
Give a man a homebrew, and he'll have a beer.  Teach a man to homebrew, and he'll have beer for life.
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Offline tschmidlin

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 09:41:19 pm »
Will he kick in for rent too?  If he's going to be a drinking a lot of your homebrew he might be spending the night on a regular basis :)
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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2011, 06:03:01 am »
Is he cute?

Offline corkybstewart

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:02 am »
He's pretty ugly but he has a good job.
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Offline Wheat_Brewer

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 06:51:50 am »
Skip the cooking...make him clean carboy's, haul full buckets around, clean out the cooler after you mash! 
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Offline Will's Swill

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 07:55:08 am »
Amen!
Is that a counter-pressure bottle filler in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Offline bluesman

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2011, 08:32:54 am »
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Offline weazletoe

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Re: Mariage proposal
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 08:43:40 am »
i'm sure there is a pantless joke here somewhere, but to avoid crossing any lines, I'll just you all insert your own.



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