[SpanishCastleAle]

At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Ding, ding, ding, ding!  We have a winner!

And as guitar player for ~35 years...you beat me to it!

[bluesman]

At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

LMFAO

Denny...as a fellow bass player...I can certainly relate.

[Rhoobarb]

What's the difference between a dead drummer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?  The skunk may have actually had a paying gig to attend.

[denny]

What's the difference between a dead drummer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?  The skunk may have actually had a paying gig to attend.

I've heard that before but with a trombone player!     Drummer works equally well, though.

If you throw a drummer and brick off the top of a building, which one hits first?
Who cares!

[Rhoobarb]

Why are drummers so easy for surgeons to operate on? Because there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the a**hole, and they're interchangeable.

Oh, the train has gone off the rails now...

[denny]

 

[EHall]

whoa whoa whoa! whats with all the hatred towards drummers?! Jeez!

[denny]

I see no hatred.....just the facts!   

[tubercle]

Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer

[tschmidlin]

Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer

Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

[tubercle]

Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer

Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better

[yugamrap]

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

...Pay him for the pizza.

[tschmidlin]

Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer

Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better

But you play the banjo.  In SC.  Just sayin'.  

[tubercle]

Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer

Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better

But you play the banjo.  In SC.  Just sayin'.  

 that's known as a double whammy

[punatic]