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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2011, 12:23:32 PM »
At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Ding, ding, ding, ding!  We have a winner!

And as guitar player for ~35 years...you beat me to it!

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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2011, 12:33:58 PM »
At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

LMFAO

Denny...as a fellow bass player...I can certainly relate.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2011, 01:32:37 PM »
What's the difference between a dead drummer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?  The skunk may have actually had a paying gig to attend.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2011, 01:34:09 PM »
What's the difference between a dead drummer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?  The skunk may have actually had a paying gig to attend.

I've heard that before but with a trombone player!   ;D  Drummer works equally well, though.

If you throw a drummer and brick off the top of a building, which one hits first?
Who cares!
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2011, 01:42:58 PM »
Why are drummers so easy for surgeons to operate on? Because there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the a**hole, and they're interchangeable.

Oh, the train has gone off the rails now...
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2011, 02:54:49 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2011, 03:57:45 PM »
whoa whoa whoa! whats with all the hatred towards drummers?! Jeez!
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2011, 03:58:55 PM »
I see no hatred.....just the facts!   ;D
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2011, 05:50:08 PM »
Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer ;D
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2011, 06:09:15 PM »
Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer ;D
Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2011, 06:25:19 PM »
Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer ;D
Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better :-\
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2011, 06:31:14 PM »
How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

...Pay him for the pizza.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2011, 06:50:52 PM »
Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer ;D
Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better :-\
But you play the banjo.  In SC.  Just sayin'.   ;) ;D
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2011, 02:34:45 PM »
Those are good ones.

 In SC just substitute banjo player for drummer ;D
Uh . . . aren't you a banjo player Tubercle?

 Uh....

 I play the guitar better :-\
But you play the banjo.  In SC.  Just sayin'.   ;) ;D

 that's known as a double whammy ;D
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2011, 04:02:54 PM »
There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way.


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