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Offline oscarvan

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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2011, 08:19:51 pm »
LOVE Carl..... Sick Puppy.... my favorite....

So, I'm a keyboard player and vocalist..... Nomex on!
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2011, 08:21:33 pm »
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2011, 09:04:28 pm »
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking keeps speeding up.

How do you get him to go away?
Pay for the pizza.


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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2011, 03:35:14 am »
LOVE Carl..... Sick Puppy.... my favorite....

So, I'm a keyboard player and vocalist..... Nomex on!

And here I thought you were the Hurdy Gurdy Man.

If you like Carl Hiaasen you should check out Paul Levine's Salomon vs Lord series and Tim Dorsey's books too.

This is my favorite Hiaasen book.  I used to run in the places where his books are set.



« Last Edit: April 16, 2011, 03:50:29 am by punatic »
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2011, 02:15:12 pm »
I'm not a drummer, but I am a juggler.  This is cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5T-WaIIogo
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2011, 02:32:43 pm »
I juggle a bit, too, but not like these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi2mi3Nw0wQ
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2011, 02:56:18 pm »
Speaking of drummers...This kid is amazing!!!  8)

That was then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8cvKImVadE&feature=related

...and this is now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtIUyPukSTM
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2011, 02:58:24 pm »
Yeah, I'm on ok juggler, but those guys are great.

Check out this 3-ball Chris Bliss video - none of the tricks he does are all that impressive, but he puts it all to music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8f8drk5Urw

He was getting a lot of gushing reviews which irritated some serious professional jugglers (because the tricks aren't that hard), so then this video came out.  It's the exact soundtrack, all of the same tricks, but done with 5 balls instead of three.  Much, much, much, much harder.  And at the end you can see Garfield juggle 10 balls. :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYUXaYCkv-A

Speaking of Jason Garfield, he's got a giant ego, but he backs it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgJHjGXO07U
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2011, 05:20:12 pm »
I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son,
But, I'll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes!
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2011, 07:40:59 pm »
At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

As a bass player myself I can't believe you guys missed this one:

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.  (Please, try the veal!!!)
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2011, 11:56:12 pm »
Uh.... back to the MOLD thing. I know that Iodine based stuff i.e. Idophor
is effective against the aspergillis organism...and I heard as well it will
eliminate black pin mold, which are the things you do NOT want to ingest.
Some mold contamination can be really hazardous to life as we know it....

http://angelrabbitry.net/vanodine/idophor.php

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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2011, 01:56:28 pm »
It's ammonia and bleach that you don't want to mix unless you're trying to recreate trench warfare.  Read the backs of those bottles for the warnings.

Yeah...Stood next to a girl in 8th grade Home Ec class that did that.
We had to evacuate that entire wing of the building.
Bad news.

...Smelled almost as bad as a drummer.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2011, 05:25:05 pm »
Well, here's the epilogue.

The spooge was scooped off and the beer fermented and was bottled. Today I tasted it.....(almost 7 weeks old)
Now mind you this is a Czech Pilsner kit..... and it tastes just like......DUVEL, and it is AWESOME.

The man made a perfect Belgian complete with wild bugs in it. He will NEVER be able to do this again.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2011, 06:02:13 pm »
At least he's a halfway decent drummer.

a drummer?  As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...

That explains everything!

What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

As a bass player myself I can't believe you guys missed this one:

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.  (Please, try the veal!!!)
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How does a drummer make his car go faster?  He removes the pizza sign!.
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Re: Doctor I have this friend.....
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2011, 11:09:14 pm »
Duvel Is wonderful...but I cannot fathom the bug being green...
and not being mold....hop chunks are green however
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