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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2010, 06:21:39 PM »
LMAO!!!


    I have that exact one. I find it's the perfect size and shape to use as a nut scratcher.

If that's what it takes to get that job done, get thee to a doctor post haste!!!  :o
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2010, 07:15:33 PM »
LMAO!!!


    I have that exact one. I find it's the perfect size and shape to use as a nut scratcher.

If that's what it takes to get that job done, get thee to a doctor post haste!!!  :o

Your doctor scratches your nuts for you? Hmm???

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2010, 08:10:01 PM »
I have a killer HMO.
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2010, 09:35:45 PM »
I want to get about 75 of these and give them out during Christmas time to the folks at work. Then when they are scratching their backs they'll be thinking of me... nice thoughts... Good karma.

This person could probably sell you a bunch:

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2010, 10:30:53 PM »
How about this bad boy?



I fee sorry for the poor SOB. Hope he wasn't a righty.
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2010, 11:04:35 PM »
LMAO!!!


    I have that exact one. I find it's the perfect size and shape to use as a nut scratcher.

You mean Kilt Lifter.... ???
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2010, 08:13:11 AM »
LMAO!!!


    I have that exact one. I find it's the perfect size and shape to use as a nut scratcher.

If that's what it takes to get that job done, get thee to a doctor post haste!!!  :o

Your doctor scratches your nuts for you? Hmm???


Yeah, why?

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2010, 08:16:07 AM »
LMAO!!!


    I have that exact one. I find it's the perfect size and shape to use as a nut scratcher.

If that's what it takes to get that job done, get thee to a doctor post haste!!!  :o

Your doctor scratches your nuts for you? Hmm???


Yeah, why?



Man if my doctor looked like that I could get in trouble.  ;D
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2010, 08:21:32 AM »
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-1 for brewing with back hair.



That is not a sweater....

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2010, 08:35:20 AM »
I just puked in my mouth a little :o
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2010, 08:38:30 AM »
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-1 for brewing with back hair.



That is not a sweater....



Gordon...since when did you become a race fan.  :-\  ;)  ;D
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2010, 08:43:27 AM »
Lmao, they've BOTH got a whole lot of back to scratch!  :o
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2010, 03:23:59 PM »
This might be more appropriate for all that acreage:

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2010, 08:47:01 AM »
I have a killer HMO.
Do they also powder your's with sunshine?
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2010, 10:16:38 AM »
weaze, just reach on down and in to get those types of ball itches. Dont need a back scratcher for that. If you really want to get the job done do it after you just got done chopping some jalapenos. You will forget about that itch in no time at all.
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