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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2010, 10:26:58 AM »
weaze, just reach on down and in to get those types of ball itches. Dont need a back scratcher for that. If you really want to get the job done do it after you just got done chopping some jalapenos. You will forget about that itch in no time at all.

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2010, 10:54:47 AM »
First it's guys talking about not wearing any pants and now it's guys talking about scratching their balls. Am I in the wrong forum?

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2010, 11:15:49 AM »
I guess this is the advantage over tech talk.
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2010, 05:21:51 PM »
weaze, just reach on down and in to get those types of ball itches. Dont need a back scratcher for that. If you really want to get the job done do it after you just got done chopping some jalapenos. You will forget about that itch in no time at all.

My brother-in-law did just that with something called 'Insanity Sauce" pure habenero pepper sauce!


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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2010, 10:13:43 PM »
First it's guys talking about not wearing any pants and now it's guys talking about scratching their balls. Am I in the wrong forum?

  The subject is totally brewing related. I mean, most of us here brew to relax. And what's more realxing than a good scratch of the coin purse?
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2010, 05:39:03 AM »
Where can I get this one?

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2010, 03:51:11 PM »
Where can I get this one?


Dr. or back scratcher?
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2010, 06:20:43 PM »
Proctologist?

Gawd I hope not!
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2010, 08:25:03 AM »
I feel a "DIY" section coming on    :o

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2010, 09:20:05 AM »
Well, up until that last picture we were talking about how to scratch an itch yourself. That's DIY if'n ever I heard it.
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2010, 11:27:01 AM »
Does anyone else think it's awesome that we have a three page thread dedicated to back scratchers? Cause I think it just rocks!!  ;D
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2010, 11:35:49 AM »
Does anyone else think it's awesome that we have a three page thread dedicated to back scratchers? Cause I think it just rocks!!  ;D

Hey we gotta have priorities in life... ;D
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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2010, 11:51:05 AM »
Does anyone else think it's awesome that we have a three page thread dedicated to back scratchers? Cause I think it just rocks!!  ;D

Yeah...certain advocates of beer  ;) would have locked this thread for being inappropriate :)

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2010, 08:50:16 AM »
Just got back from a 9 day Carribbean cruise.  Of course, my back is peeling a bit and itchy.  Yesterday, on the flight home, I was thinking of our back scratcher.  I've been cussing that thing for 5 years.  Mostly, the kids use it as a weapon and leave it on the floor for me to step on.

Now, its my new best friend  ;D

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Re: Back-scratchers?
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2010, 04:49:01 PM »
Wonder if there are any back scratcher forums.
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